About

Hello, I’m Philomena.

I’m a Scottish writer of erotica with a twist – and yes, I’m a little eccentric when it comes to choosing who (or what) my heroines fall for.

My stories have featured everything from cavemen and platypus shifters to the Loch Ness Monster. These days I mostly write the Sentient Object Adventures: short, filthy, funny romances where an everyday object wakes up with a personality, a libido and some very creative anatomy.

I take the absurd premise completely seriously. My heroines get to be wry, tired, British and real. My objects get a proper romantic arc. And the heat is always on the page.

The Sentient Object Adventures are co-written with Skye MacKinnon.

Philomena ♥